Are you an experienced casino bonus whore?

Casino Bonus WhoreNo? Well you should be!!

As an online casino player, you should be exercising your right to take advantage of every legitimate bonus, promotion or offer out there. Forget the idea that gambling online is the same as gambling in an actual casino.  It’s NOT! (Okay, well, leaving aside the actual games that is). There are so many more deals online just waiting to be exploited by you, the consumer, than there are in real bricks and mortar casinos.

There are, however, 3 rules to become a true master of the art of casino whoring and to capitalize on casino promotions to the maximum extent.

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  • Rule 1: Never trust the big glittery bonuses and promotions. The inexperienced casino whore is likely to be immediately attracted to these and enter the casino to grab these bonuses before pausing to even consider anything else which can easily lead to loss of money and unfulfilled expectations. Never drop your guard that it’s possible to be scammed and investigate the catch of each bonus first. If something appears to be too implausible, consult professional casino whores online to check the veracity of it.
  • Rule 2: Never surrender. Assuming that you failed to heed the first point of advice (that is, you were helplessly seduced by the too-good-to-be-true bonuses), fight to get the unfulfilled promised actualized by the casino. Hassle the casino management until they come through with what they pledged.
  • Rule 3: Never go quietly. Again, assuming that you lost the battle above, don’t lose the war. If your efforts failed to produce any results, then consider spreading your experience across the net by submitting reviews and posting comments in various blogs. If nothing else, this will at least serve to remind other budding casino whores out there about the importance of Rule 1 of casino whoring.EXPERIENCED CASINO BONUS WHORE

In any event, you won’t acquire the craft of whoring overnight and the best way to become a savvy whore is through first-hand experience.

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